FAKE Barstool Personality Arrest & Their Case Report

I never thought I’d see the day where I would actually use AI. The fact of the matter is, I’m in my early 30’s and have never really had the use for it. Also, I work a blue collar job and the only reason I have a computer is for billing out customers. But after I came across a Kelly Keegs tweet this afternoon, I received an idea from the content gods…

First off– why the hell is her window down ? It’s not like this chick is a dog in the back of a car on a hot day. She’s in a winter coat for fucks sake! From a layman’s perspective, it seems like not leaving an escape hatch is something you should learn on day 1 of police academy. Kudos to her on her gymnastics performance during the escape though… If it were me I’d 100% tear my groin if I even managed to get one leg out the door.

Anyways, where was I? Upon seeing this story I decided it would be a fun idea to have AI help recreate a Barstool lookalike on the lamb. Let’s see how chat CPT does here:

Steven Cheah

*I have to note here, I did not ask Chat GPT to make him more asian*

What a horrendous rendition of a “Cheah lookalike”… gotta say though, I laughed out loud when I saw the monstrosity it created. Obviously Steven was arrested for using his airhorn in excess to ward off the first neighborhood dog that looked at him wrong. Thankfully, the cops were able to remove the 9-iron from his grasps before anybody was injured. Witnesses say they heard him quoting Rush Hour as he was being apprehended.

I wanted to have a list of 3 or 4 personalities here, but Chat GPT isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Apparently their are “rate limits” on generating images.. If this blog gains enough traction, maybe I’ll go back to the AI well for more FAKE police reports… Don’t sue me Cheah.